April 2013
inbox:
inbox:
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
zayn-payne:
everytime they have days off zayn goes into hibernation and harry leaves the country
unofficialharrystyles:
my friend was like “i would never have sex with harry after a concert because i actually care about myself” oh shut up i would have sex with him in the bathroom of a jiffy lube in chula vista at midnight while ellie goulding played in the fucking background
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
budgets:
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
wankbankofamerica:
reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
The bombing you didnt hear about
voodoo-acid-zombie:
U.S. pilot makes a mistake and drops a bomb on an Afghan wedding, killing 30. This happened today as well.
LINK TO STORY
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
belle-morningstar:
Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone companies
i'll answer to the full extent of the truth (✿◠‿◠)
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
whimsicottonees:
so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this
i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know...
notreallyvriska:
the-hungriest-games:
This is why I still have faith in humanity.
Top 10 Storytelling Cliches Writers Need To Stop... →
fuckyourwritinghabits:
amandaonwriting:
1. Characters describing themselves in mirrors 2. Broadcasting an upcoming plot twist 3. Blaming bad behavior on bad parenting 4. Too many inside jokes/references 5. The chosen one 6. Countdown clocks 7. Veiling your message in a dream 8. Using sex as wish fulfillment 9. Magical Negroes and Noble Savages 10. Knocking characters unconscious for plot...
egberts:
there is nothing more confusing than going into another towns walmart
One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived...
sodamnrelatable:
hometalia-that-is-all:
nekrfa:
i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND
wales
Every family has a Rebel
wtfstuck:
you are walking in the woods. there is no one around and your phone is dead. from behind a tree you hear it.
caramelldansen
starkinglyhandsome:
get-nerdy:
mewtoot:
garrettgregg:
mewtoot:
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
It’s not?…
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
oh well now i know where to find drugs downtown because i’ve seen some shoes man
commanderinqueef:
teamcocket:
who’s justin bieber
laugh-addict:
whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:”
i just
